Like the title says, I’m taking today off. It’s my birthday tomorrow, and I’m using that as justification to do as little as humanly possible which is what all people should do. I’ve heard of people going mountain climbing or interacting with “friends” on their special days, and I can’t help but feel as though they’re doing it wrong. I’m going to celebrate right by shutting out most of the world and paying attention to only a few people who have been thoroughly vetted.
I bet I can get away with staying in bed and sending my cat to bring me food and human sacrifices to sustain me through the weekend. I’ll need to attach some kind of tray to her back. If I do not return, assume I died doing strange crafts with my kitty cat because my dream is to be able to send her from my bed to bring back wine and cheese and freshly slices meat. I don’t know if it’s possible, but I’ve got to try.
Anyway, regular programming will return on Monday along with my motivation and overwhelming guilt for not writing enough here.
-Nes
Non-Euclidean Sofa 
At the risk of sounding overly perky and putting a damper on your day, Happy Birthday! Hope that it is filled with hours of blissful nothingness, maybe some binge watching of your favorite show, and some great (or at least good) wine. Mine was a couple days ago and I have always thought that the beginning of August is a great time for a birthday–thank you Mom and Dad. 😛
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Thank you! It was filled with the exact amount of nothingness I could have wanted and just enough decent alcohol that the latter parts of the day are pleasantly foggy
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Do enjoy some well deserved time off! I can only hope you’re able to fine pique relaxation with your little kitty butler.
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It was a very nice time. A lot of napping was done
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To misquote Douglas Adams: I love birthdays, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. For me, social media has ruined birthdays by making them impossible to #$%!! ignore.
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It is always the right time to quote–or misquote–Douglas Adams
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Happy early Birthday, I hope the cat training goes well 🙂
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Thank you! The training didn’t pan out, but she did let me pet her
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That’s still a win for sure
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Ok 1. It looks like we both took the same day off, cool. I didn’t take it because it’s my birthday (although my birthday’s also this month) but because I felt the need to. 2. You share a birthday with my brother-in-law – HAPPY BIRTHDAY and may your cat serve you well (I hope she has superpowers). Also, please receive my nomination as a birthday gift then – just in time 🙂 And 3. Your signature is JK??
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Ha! Thank you and happy birthday to your brother-in-law!
Oh thank you! I’ll have to get that posted soon then. A sequel to the last UB award sounds fun.
Yup, my initials are JK
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Enjoy YOUR day!
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Thank you! I did
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Happy birthday! I’m good at sloth when I concentrate on it enough. I hope your cat doesn’t eat the food or drink the wine before she gets to your bed.
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Thank you!
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I have seen cats take a ride on a Roomba. Maybe you could rig something like that up. Happy birthday! Hope you were able to avoid as much human contact as possible.
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