Like the title says, I’m taking today off. It’s my birthday tomorrow, and I’m using that as justification to do as little as humanly possible which is what all people should do. I’ve heard of people going mountain climbing or interacting with “friends” on their special days, and I can’t help but feel as though they’re doing it wrong. I’m going to celebrate right by shutting out most of the world and paying attention to only a few people who have been thoroughly vetted.
I bet I can get away with staying in bed and sending my cat to bring me food and human sacrifices to sustain me through the weekend. I’ll need to attach some kind of tray to her back. If I do not return, assume I died doing strange crafts with my kitty cat because my dream is to be able to send her from my bed to bring back wine and cheese and freshly slices meat. I don’t know if it’s possible, but I’ve got to try.
Anyway, regular programming will return on Monday along with my motivation and overwhelming guilt for not writing enough here.