Here’s a contact form if talking to me is something you feel compelled to do. However, before you actually contact me, I encourage you to read the note below.
A Note From the Author
This may be a contact form, but you are under no obligation to use it.
I know the title of the post says “Contact Form” but that’s not a command to use it.
You can be your own person.
You don’t have to contact me.
You don’t have to do anything.
You could go out in a field.
Or to a movie.
You could fight a stranger at a bus stop.
You’ve got endless options.
So unless you absolutely, desperately want to, there’s no reason to contact me.
I promise there aren’t many good reasons to actually talk to me.
I’m pretty boring.
And I’m very unpleasant.
Sometimes, I don’t even respond to texts from my family.
Once, I responded to a spam email before texting a friend back.
And they were in the hospital.
I felt nothing.
So unless you can give yourself an adequate reason for deliberately seeking out a strange and unreliable curmudgeonly internet-person, then you’d be completely reasonable in navigating away from this page.
I suggest going here instead.
But if you really want to, then here is a contact form