Contact Form

Here’s a contact form if talking to me is something you feel compelled to do. However, before you actually contact me, I encourage you to read the note below.

A Note From the Author

This may be a contact form, but you are under no obligation to use it.

Really.

I know the title of the post says “Contact Form” but that’s not a command to use it.

You can be your own person.

You don’t have to contact me.

You don’t have to do anything.

You could go out in a field.

Or to a movie.

You could fight a stranger at a bus stop.

You’ve got endless options.

So unless you absolutely, desperately want to, there’s no reason to contact me.

I promise there aren’t many good reasons to actually talk to me.

I’m pretty boring.

And I’m very unpleasant.

Sometimes, I don’t even respond to texts from my family.

Once, I responded to a spam email before texting a friend back.

And they were in the hospital.

I felt nothing.

So unless you can give yourself an adequate reason for deliberately seeking out a strange and unreliable curmudgeonly internet-person, then you’d be completely reasonable in navigating away from this page.

I suggest going here instead.

But if you really want to, then here is a contact form

 

6 Replies to “Contact Form”

  1. Gee, thanks! I added a “Contact Me!” page to my blog earlier today, too. But now you’ve gone and made mine look all lame and gimpy by posting your cool, edgy, funny one. I may have to delete mine now. I doubt if anyone will want contact me anyway.

    Liked by 2 people

      1. Sounds perfect. I worry some one will contact me via email because I never check it. Maybe I should distract them as well. Any way you made me laugh and smile and you got me thinking about posting this n my blog! Unheard of!!! Lol

        Liked by 1 person

Do words!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s