Here’s a contact form if talking to me is something you feel compelled to do. However, before you actually contact me, I encourage you to read the note below.
A Note From the Author
This may be a contact form, but you are under no obligation to use it.
Really.
I know the title of the post says “Contact Form” but that’s not a command to use it.
You can be your own person.
You don’t have to contact me.
You don’t have to do anything.
You could go out in a field.
Or to a movie.
You could fight a stranger at a bus stop.
You’ve got endless options.
So unless you absolutely, desperately want to, there’s no reason to contact me.
I promise there aren’t many good reasons to actually talk to me.
I’m pretty boring.
And I’m very unpleasant.
Sometimes, I don’t even respond to texts from my family.
Once, I responded to a spam email before texting a friend back.
And they were in the hospital.
I felt nothing.
So unless you can give yourself an adequate reason for deliberately seeking out a strange and unreliable curmudgeonly internet-person, then you’d be completely reasonable in navigating away from this page.
I suggest going here instead.
But if you really want to, then here is a contact form
Gee, thanks! I added a “Contact Me!” page to my blog earlier today, too. But now you’ve gone and made mine look all lame and gimpy by posting your cool, edgy, funny one. I may have to delete mine now. I doubt if anyone will want contact me anyway.
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I now feel the same about my contact me page. I guess I’ll have to up my game. damn.
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Ha! You’re both very nice. I just like making everything a little silly when I can. Also, I figured maybe people would get distracted by the text and forget what they wanted to contact me about
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Sounds perfect. I worry some one will contact me via email because I never check it. Maybe I should distract them as well. Any way you made me laugh and smile and you got me thinking about posting this n my blog! Unheard of!!! Lol
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I’m really glad I could get a laugh! Most of my writing aims for that quick exhale from the nose that we do when we’re reading something a little funny but not enough for a full ha!
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NES has set the bar impossibly high for all of us! 😀
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