This post is a brief update on something I think everyone in the world absolutely needs to know regardless of who you are or what matters to you.
My cat snores.
And it’s like tiny, soft grunts.
Imagine a cloud panting really slowly.
Or a mildly intimidating pillow.
She’s so little and pure and good that I could almost forget she has knives in her feet and likes to steal my slippers and throw them around the room.
This brief, low-effort post was brought to you by me getting offered a job! I’m celebrating first by taking a brief break from writing so I can smile and reconsider if, as I once believed, the world is just a cage in which we are meant to suffer and scream and stick our hands through the holes in the fence only for them to be chopped off by some cosmic zookeeper.
Regular, feature-length, garden fresh posts resume tomorrow!