For all the same reasons rain is pretty in the sun, parrots are impressive, and tie-dye is inappropriate for a funeral, I’m taking a day off.
While I’m gone, I hope you all find that something you were dreading was actually pleasant, that the thing you thought you’d lost was actually under the couch cushion, that your smoke alarm doesn’t go off even when there wasn’t that much smoke, that someone sneezes right as you take a picture and you have that moment frozen forever, and that you don’t die just yet.
See you tomorrow.
Nes
I’ll do my very best not to spontaneously shut down while you’re away. See you when you get back!
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I’m still struggling with the whole not shutting down thing, but that’s more a direct result of bad habits than it is a flaw in my flawless clockwork body
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Are you sure it’s not time for scheduled maintenance? You know, that thing us people who totally aren’t robots need to do every now and then. Bleep.
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I’ll get a checkup at a mechanic, see if there’s anything clogging the gears
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I’m pretty sure people who are reading my comments are convinced I’m insane. Or having some major malfunction. 😀
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Hurry back! I feel a sneeze coming on.
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I’ve returned. You can sneeze to your heart’s content
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