I’m Not Here Today

For all the same reasons rain is pretty in the sun, parrots are impressive, and tie-dye is inappropriate for a funeral, I’m taking a day off.

See, not remotely somber enough
Look at this bird. This bird has shit to be proud of.

While I’m gone, I hope you all find that something you were dreading was actually pleasant, that the thing you thought you’d lost was actually under the couch cushion, that your smoke alarm doesn’t go off even when there wasn’t that much smoke, that someone sneezes right as you take a picture and you have that moment frozen forever, and that you don’t die just yet.


There’s a theme here

See you tomorrow.


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