- Good Gay Things
- A Letter to my younger self clearing some stuff up
- This Guy is Staring at Me
- Libraries, perfect for depressed children and adults alike
- Affection Anxiety
- Invisible Girl
- Making Soup for Friends and Hoping for Revolution
- By the way
- Confidence is Weird Some Children Talked to Me About Writing
- Hello Again
- Sorry About the Delay
- My Students’ Street Cred
- Your Teachers are Tired
- My Phone Broke so Obviously I Don’t Need to Run Away to the Woods Anymore
- Mental Health Breaks
- Really Not Doing Well with Mornings
- Teaching and Self-loathing
- Poverty War at Walmart
- Disappointment with my Bus Peers
- Time is Passing and My Cats are There
- Something Happened!
- Something is About to Happen
- Social Exhaustion
- I Felt Like Writing About Naps
- Who is Sleepy Me
- Sleeping in
- I Need a Bike Bell
- Therapy Cookie
- Is Little Me Proud: Maybe Kind of
- It’s my Birthday so I’m Taking the Day Off
- The Inscrutable Tale of Chorzo the Chicken
- The Weird Teacher
- Cooking Myself Better Than Anyone Else
- Taking a Day off to Write
- Fantasies of Not Work
- Imposter Syndrome and Lying About Everything
- Sleepy Thoughts
- Hungover Dreams of Warm Fields
- Books and Being Mad at Babies
- Working on a New Project
- Nice to be Home
- Being a Better Vegetarian is Making Me Question Some Stuff
- The Great Sitting of 2018: Not Quite as Bad as Being Stabbed
- After a Long Drive
- I saw a Waterfall and didn’t Respond to an Email
- Can’t Tell if I’m Homesick or Just Miss Indian Food
- I Want to Travel More: A Shallow Look at What’s Wrong with Capitalism
- Writing and Eating Frogs
- What I Did Yesterday
- Phoning it in Today
- This Place is Better than I Deserve
- Road Trips Make Everything More Interesting
- Going on an Adventure
- Reasonable Heroics for my Cat
- It is strange not to be tired
- A Real Break
- I Hate When Students Fail
- If There are Infinite Realities
- Dreams and Wishful Thinking
- Moping at the End of the Semester
- Anxiety and Avoiding People
- No Full Post Today Because I’m a Bad Adult
- Toothbrushes Really Are Not Special: Getting Older and Hating It
- Not Quite a Windowless Room: Brief Optimism in Depression
- Learning Feelings with Movies
- Strange Stigmas
- Emotional Warfare with Children
- I’m Out of Touch with the Youths
- There’s Less of Me Now
- I Don’t Want to Leave this Bathroom, A Tale of Anxiety Having Very Little to do with Bathrooms
- Not a Real Person
- Two Years
- I’m Not Here Today
- Coping Mechanisms and Being a Puma
- Afraid of Crowds and Being a Turtle
- Avoiding Work in Favor of Blankets
- Hiding in the Library
- Hi, I’m Anxious and Don’t Know What to Feel About New People
- I’ve Got the School Spirit
- Maybe I Forgot How Often I’m Bad at Writing
- Yelling at a Vending Machine
- New Reputation: Selling Ducks
- Adventures in the Poverty Scavenger Hunt
- My Body Isn’t Dying Anymore
- Every Time I Teach Hungover
- I’m Not a Real Author; I’m a Potato
- Students in the Cave
- Just a Nice Surprise
- Emergency Prairie Dog
- Some Apparent Change in Flavor: Sunshine Award
- Some Days Actually Go Well
- I Forgot Mornings Are B******t
- Children Will Kill Me
- Accepting Punishment: I’m Still a Terrible Vegetarian
- I Might Ruin My Students
- My Feelings are the Good Feelings
- Teaching Myself to Not Be Depressed Using Neurosis and Research
- Remembering Peacocks
- A Feeling After Finishing a Book
- Never Comfortable
- Someone Used Science on Me, and Now I Need Glasses
- Working Until I Die: My Last Summer Ends in a Week
- Waking Up and Realizing I F****d my Body Up
- Understanding Self-Loathing Using Omelets
- Ikea Furniture and Practical Depression
- I’m a Terrible Vegetarian
- Do I Want Another Degree or Can I Sleep Forever
- I Want More Tattoos and for People Not to Talk to Me
- Therapy is Just the S**t
- I’m Bored and Might Have to Build a Person
- Blogger Recognition Award: 6 months late
- Liebster Award: Mild Confusion and Some Facts About Me
- A Concern About Teaching and Toasters
- Short Post Because I’m Hungover
- Students are Pizzas
- Bathroom Blues: a tale of desperation and tacos
- I’m Graduating Tomorrow
- Final Grades are Depressing
- A Brief Letter to the Next Person to Have My Office
- Taking a Day Off
- Things I want to do this summer
- There’s A Guy Whispering Next to Me, and He is Definitely a Spy
- A Question of Clothing: Should I Buy a Giant Swamp Lizard?
- The Frustrations of Being Able to Control Reality
- I am Become Academia
- I Live Somewhere That Could Kill Me
- Introduction 2: Finally Explaining the Name of the Blog, Among Other Things
- Making Assumptions About the Guy Who Sat Next to Me at a Bar
- Today I Learned My Cat Snores, and I Have Other News!
- Regarding Small Stolen Fruits and Summer Teaching
- Accepting Bad Writing Until it’s Good
- Neat Things I wish I knew when I started blogging
- Should I Write a Book?
- Do You Have Any Questions?
- Contact Form
- I’m Really Enjoying Being Back
- Eavesdropping on a Date?
- I want to use music to start a war in my office
- Getting my students to do my course evaluation
- Rate my Professor
- Sharing an Office and Wanting to Throw Your Officemate off a Bridge
- I’m Bad at Hobbies Now
- Writing a Good Letter of Application Using Aggressive Self-Delusion
- The Problem with Showing Students My Writing
- Looking for Income in New Places
- Taking the Fun out of Creative Writing
- Being the Least Hip Person Around
- Personality Quirks
- Grad School was Hard
- It’s over
- One Last Update Before the End
- Someone Actually Published Me
- 49 Days
- Hummingbirds and a Brief Note
- Recording Teachers is Super Legal and Weird
- Introvert Teacher
- I’m Back for a Bit, But First a Look at a Fun Comment on My Last Post
- Politics Don’t Belong in the Classroom but Neither Do A******s
- Proof Of Life
- My Journey to the Center of the Flat Earth Society
- Teaching While High on Cold Medicine
- Research-Free Science: The Deer
- My Aspirations: Sponsored by Rapidly Decaying Hope
- School is Hard, and I’m Not Yet a Robot
- My Students Took Notes, and It Gave Me Feelings
- Using Etymology to Describe How Filthy My Fridge Was
- I’m Undercover
- Meeting My New Class
- Unique Blogger 2: It Happened Again
- A Brief Rant About the Revolution and Sandwiches
- I Did Something Stupid
- Judging Books By Their Covers Because It’s Fun
- Cleaning my House and Imagining Dragons (Not the Band Though)
- My Office is My Kingdom
- Weird Things I Missed About Teaching
- Stolen Bike Part 2: I’m Suspicious of Everybody
- Back to Work and I Look Like Trash
- My Bike was Stolen
- Dog Food Town
- I’m Taking a Day Off
- Liebster Award
- I’ve Got More to be Ashamed of
- Unique Blogger Award
- A Tribute to the Ancient Bicycler Who Blew By Me Today
- My Ideal Classroom is Definitely Not A Dystopia
- My Cat is a Mob Boss, and Why I’m Optimistic About My Students
- I’m Finally a Real Teacher
- Chatting in Grocery Stores
- I Spend Too Much Time Online
- Civic Responsibility and Why I Might Become a Jewel Thief
- A Pet Peeve Which Makes Me Want to Burn People
- Bicycle Road Rage
- A Tribute to the Best Chair, and the Only Reason I’d Hit A Student
- Teaching With A Tiny Class
- The Gross Saga of Molga
- The Reason I Will Flee the Country: Confusing Emails
- Something I Didn’t Know I Wanted To Do: Train-Crime
- Getting Through School the Weird Way: A Theoretical Interview
- Working With Apathetic Students Who Also Don’t Like Me
- The Monday Feeling for Teachers
- I am a Magical Princess
- How to Be a Productive Writer While Also Hating Yourself
- Wasps in my Yard and Finally Knowing How I’ll Die
- I’m Ashamed of So Much, and It’s Great
- A Brief Word From a Recluse
- No Work Neurosis
- Slow Walkers and The Near-Inevitability of Violence
- My Marxist Heart Dreams of Pants
- Ending the Semester Gave Me Feelings
- Working 12 Hour Days is Unpleasant
- Things I Don’t Want My Students to Know
- My Students Tried to Be the IRS
- Biking to Work and Coming to Terms With Mortality
- Working Out and Eating Garbage
- What it Took to Get My Students to Tolerate Me
- Thank You All For a Good Year
- Teaching Hungover
- The Sun is an Enemy: Teaching in the Southwest
- Muffins and A Test of My Will
- Dealing With Parents is Weird
- My Superhero Origin Story
- The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done
- I am a Marshmallow Baby, and This is My Tale
- I Can’t Stop Embarrassing Myself in Front of my Students
- Understanding All of my Failures as a Person by Missing the Bus
- To the People Who Make Phone Calls in the Library
- Loud People Visiting Schools and a Brief Discussion of Birds
- What Happens When I See My Students in the Real World
- Lying is the Most Useful Skill I have
- I Got to Teach in an Expensive Classroom and it Changed My Life
- Bus Body Language
- I’m Sorry, but Someone Needs to Defend Homework
- I’m Running Out of Things to be Bitter About
- Teaching is Weird, and I’m About to Do it Again
- This post is brought to you by being bored in my classroom before my students arrive
- A Growing List of Teacherly Pet Peeves
- The Only Horoscope You’ll Ever Need
- Several Indisputable Claims and Why I Fear Chainsaws
- More Tea for Very Specific Situations
- Things I Wish I Could Tell My Students
- At Night with Dragons
- Tea for Very Specific Situations
- A Letter to Returning Students from a New Teacher Who is Also a Student
- Manageable New Year’s Resolutions (Now That You’ve Messed Up the Hard Ones)
- The One Thing You Have to do This Year
- 3 Reasons to Get a Cat Right Now
- The 5 Stages of a Hangover
- What I Learned From Teaching
- Things that have happened since I last posted
- My Amazon Order History: A Tale of Decay
- There is an Ambiguous Beeping: 3 Possibilities
- Things I’d do if I were the Type of Person to do Things
- A Definitive Answer to a Stupid Question: What’s Wrong With You?
- The Right Way to Judge Someone
- Melon Foolishness
- Do Not Seize the Day
- This is Not a Story About My First Day Teaching
- I Hiked Up a Mountain, or How I Learned to Hate Geography
- Something I’m Afraid I’ll Say to My Students
- School is Hard
- Clean Your Kitchen Before it is Too Late
- I’m Not Doing Anything Today
- 3 of My Potential Roles in a Zombie Apocalypse
- Advice That Doesn’t Work
- Dual-Wielding Coffee and Tea, or How to Be Overcome by Possibility
- Art Students, We Got Beef
- Surviving in a Room With a Cat
- My Pumpkin Saw the World Change
- Moving Made Me Remember I’m Awful
- Romantic Advice from Relationship Bot #10-V35: Finding a Spouse
- If I Could Trade One Thing With My Cat
- My Bucket List
- How Google Alerts Reminded Me of My Self Worth
- The Power of Positive Thinking
- 3 Reasons Violence is Funny and What it Says About You
- Gifts for my Friends and Family
- Things You Shouldn’t Do While Cooking
- How to be the Best at Feelings
- I Thought I Discovered a Cult, but it was Actually People Playing Pokemon Go
- What I’m Doing Over My Summer Vacation
- What I Bring to Relationships: The Norm Factor
- How to Live Between Seasons of Game of Thrones
- A Second Aggressive Guide to Cooking for One: Drink Wine, Feel Okay
- A Brief, Irrational Rant About the Weather
- My Solution to Violence
- Why I’m Disappointed by Clickbait
- An Aggressive Guide to Cooking for One: Steam Some Veggies Like an Adult
- How to Survive an Encounter with the dragon Baelyxxterrix, the Bully
- A Brief, Irrational Rant About a Bird
- 3 Things You Can do When You’re Bored at Work That’ll Make Your Boss Say “You’re Fired.”
- Are the Mexican Drug Cartels Coming for You: A Questionnaire
- 5 Reasons You Should Invest in a Gargoyle
- Between 3 and 5 Reasons Why You (Yes You) and I Can’t Be Friends
- An Introduction
Mostly Adequate!
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