An Aggressive Guide to Cooking for One: Steam Some Veggies Like an Adult

You’re on your own, and that’s fucking fine. This isn’t a step-by-step guide, but step one is to scream into a pillow “I’m doing fine” until you, your pillow, and your neighbors believe it with the same level of certainty that’s normally reserved for racists and children who have just learned to lie. You’re fine, …

How to Survive an Encounter with the dragon Baelyxxterrix, the Bully

By an unfortunate chain of events--your entire life--you have found yourself in proximity to the legendary eggshell-white dragon Baelyxxterrix, the Bully, bane of dinner parties, the mean dragon at recess, the relentless asshole of dragon social circles. Though your fortune looks bleak, with some wit and this guide, you may just live long enough to …

3 Things You Can do When You’re Bored at Work That’ll Make Your Boss Say “You’re Fired.”

Who among us--after hours with nothing but productivity to occupy our time--hasn’t hung their head in frustration and whispered to the pitiless office gods “I’m bored, so very bored.” And who answers your desperate prayers; who notices how you long for something new: nobody. You alone can cure your boredom. So take your head out …