Mostly Adequate!
It feels like I complain a lot, but I do it pretty articulately so that’s how I justify my whining.
This post is sponsored by totally justified paranoia and excessive fantasies of gratuitous violence. Since my bike was unjustly ripped from my life--which you can read more about here if that’s something you want to do--I find myself more suspicious of the people around me than is perhaps healthy. I saw a child on a …
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My bike was stolen. The last few days I’ve been deciding how to proceed with the Summer and work and life in general with my one mode of transport taken. I’ve decided not to kill anybody. I came to that conclusion--mostly--because I have no idea who the thief is, so my justifiably homicidal rage would …
Like any good communist, I want to share something with my community. In this case, it's the community of the internet. Like any good dog, the only thing I have to share is dog food. There is a unique feature in my town which is not advertised in any of the tourist brochures, and it’s …
Sometimes, I try to set people on fire with my brain. It doesn’t work, but if I learned anything from Christmas tv specials as a kid: it’s the thought that counts. And I think about burning people with my non-existent brain powers. I am not as patient with other people as I could be. I …
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I cussed at a garbage truck today. It was for a different reason than normal though. I ride my bike to work, and recently I’ve been suffering for an entirely new reason other than the fact that I’m riding a bike at all. I’m generally as emotional as your standard brick wall with poor role …
