My Bike was Stolen

My bike was stolen. The last few days I’ve been deciding how to proceed with the Summer and work and life in general with my one mode of transport taken. I’ve decided not to kill anybody. I came to that conclusion--mostly--because I have no idea who the thief is, so my justifiably homicidal rage would …

Dog Food Town

Like any good communist, I want to share something with my community. In this case, it's the community of the internet. Like any good dog, the only thing I have to share is dog food. There is a unique feature in my town which is not advertised in any of the tourist brochures, and it’s …