Proof Of Life

I haven’t died just yet, though the last few weeks make that feel like a lie. A lot has happened since I wrote here last. I learned that the sickness I so valiantly fought with expired cold medicine was actually pneumonia, which was a little irksome because it kept me from keeping up my normal …

I’m Taking a Day Off

Like the title says, I'm taking today off. It's my birthday tomorrow, and I'm using that as justification to do as little as humanly possible which is what all people should do. I've heard of people going mountain climbing or interacting with "friends" on their special days, and I can't help but feel as though …