Liebster Award

I don’t exactly understand the line of reasoning that led to what is happening right now, but it seems like someone is being nice to me again. Willgu29 of Think and Do has been almost inadvisably kind to nominate me for the Liebster award--inadvisable because once my ego reaches critical mass, the weight of my …

Bus Body Language

For most of my life, I’ve tried to use subtle nonverbal cues to convince the people around me I am actually a snake-wrapped velociraptor dressed business casual. I like to think I’ve perfected the body language that says to anyone looking at me “I am an actual murderer with no less than 4 machetes hidden …