How to Survive an Encounter with the dragon Baelyxxterrix, the Bully

By an unfortunate chain of events--your entire life--you have found yourself in proximity to the legendary eggshell-white dragon Baelyxxterrix, the Bully, bane of dinner parties, the mean dragon at recess, the relentless asshole of dragon social circles. Though your fortune looks bleak, with some wit and this guide, you may just live long enough to …

3 Things You Can do When You’re Bored at Work That’ll Make Your Boss Say “You’re Fired.”

Who among us--after hours with nothing but productivity to occupy our time--hasn’t hung their head in frustration and whispered to the pitiless office gods “I’m bored, so very bored.” And who answers your desperate prayers; who notices how you long for something new: nobody. You alone can cure your boredom. So take your head out …

Are the Mexican Drug Cartels Coming for You: A Questionnaire

In this day of anonymous internet commenting, aggressive driving, and movie theater phone calls, it's hard to be aware of just how many people you've annoyed and now want you dead. Here is a quick questionnaire that will definitively tell you if the Mexican drug cartels are out for your blood. We're a pretty low-tech …