I’m Undercover

I’ve infiltrated fewer than hostile bunkers in my life. I’ve never disguised myself and slipped into areas I’m not allowed. I’ve got almost no experience in espionage. However, my total inadequacy as spy-material has not stopped me from hiding in plain sight among a crowd of people who suspect nothing. I’m sitting outside my next …

Meeting My New Class

I’m ready. I’ve got my picture of Chris Pratt, my Redbull given to me by strange women outside my office, and my half-eaten tuna sandwich. I don’t know what I could possibly do to prepare more for my first day back at teaching. I guess I could pack a rope and some spare pants, but …