Here’s a contact form if talking to me is something you feel compelled to do.
Important note from the author:
This may be a contact form, but you are under no obligation to use it.
Really.
I know the title of the page says “Contact Me,” but that’s not a command.
You can be your own person.
You don’t have to contact me.
You don’t have to do anything.
You could go out in a field.
Or to a movie.
You could fight a stranger at a bus stop.
You’ve got endless options.
So unless you absolutely, desperately want to, there’s no reason to contact me.
And I’m very unpleasant.
Sometimes, I don’t even respond to texts from my family.
Once, I responded to a spam email before replying to a friend.
And they were in the hospital.
I felt nothing.
So unless you can give yourself an adequate reason for deliberately seeking out a strange and unreliable curmudgeonly internet-person, then you’d be completely reasonable in navigating away from this page.
I suggest going here instead.
