Sometimes, good things happen. Other times, you go to a little building at the top of the hill at the end of a dirt road and you make good things happen. This case was the latter. For a long time, you’ve all had my cat Moira inflicted upon you in a similar way to how …
The Inscrutable Tale of Chorzo the Chicken
I’d never seen a country come together to view the wild joy of a strange chicken that liked sitting in shoes, not until last night. Kind of. Is a chicken’s impact on the world any less if that chicken only ever existed in the dreams of a weird English teacher in the Southwest United States? …
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Emergency Prairie Dog
I want a prairie dog to comfort me the next time I watch Finding Dory. I want a prairie dog to be there for me when I’ve taken too big a bite of pancake and feel the fragility of life. I want a prairie dog to stand by me, little nose twitching, tiny feet tapping, …
Research-Free Science: The Deer
This is a guest post from this guy, who you can also find at swordferret.com, and he also happens to be my human sibling. Â I've also been encouraged to put an "uneducated usage of grammar" warning up because my family is only graced with one English teacher. The Following excerpts are scientific facts. These facts …
Non-Euclidean Sofa 