Sometimes, good things happen. Other times, you go to a little building at the top of the hill at the end of a dirt road and you make good things happen. This case was the latter. For a long time, you’ve all had my cat Moira inflicted upon you in a similar way to how …
The Inscrutable Tale of Chorzo the Chicken
I’d never seen a country come together to view the wild joy of a strange chicken that liked sitting in shoes, not until last night. Kind of. Is a chicken’s impact on the world any less if that chicken only ever existed in the dreams of a weird English teacher in the Southwest United States? …
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Emergency Prairie Dog
I want a prairie dog to comfort me the next time I watch Finding Dory. I want a prairie dog to be there for me when I’ve taken too big a bite of pancake and feel the fragility of life. I want a prairie dog to stand by me, little nose twitching, tiny feet tapping, …
Research-Free Science: The Deer
This is a guest post from this guy, who you can also find at swordferret.com, and he also happens to be my human sibling. I've also been encouraged to put an "uneducated usage of grammar" warning up because my family is only graced with one English teacher. The Following excerpts are scientific facts. These facts …
