A Second Aggressive Guide to Cooking for One: Drink Wine, Feel Okay

You’re still on your own, and you’re still fine. You’re doing great, really. Find something alive and scream “I’m perfectly fine” at it until one of you leaves. It’s time to prove that you’re completely fine on your own to yourself and to the private investigator your friends hired to make sure your body is …

An Aggressive Guide to Cooking for One: Steam Some Veggies Like an Adult

You’re on your own, and that’s fucking fine. This isn’t a step-by-step guide, but step one is to scream into a pillow “I’m doing fine” until you, your pillow, and your neighbors believe it with the same level of certainty that’s normally reserved for racists and children who have just learned to lie. You’re fine, …