Mostly Adequate!
This post is sponsored by totally justified paranoia and excessive fantasies of gratuitous violence. Since my bike was unjustly ripped from my life--which you can read more about here if that’s something you want to do--I find myself more suspicious of the people around me than is perhaps healthy. I saw a child on a …
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There are probably three people I will answer my phone for. For everyone else, I stare at my phone until it stops ringing then immediately text them “you called?” so they know I saw my phone ringing and chose not to answer. I don’t like answering calls, and I also don’t like being forced to …
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Non-Euclidean Sofa 