There are a fair mix of opinions on how to judge someone’s character and find if they are a worthwhile person. Some people say the true measure of a person is their work, what purpose they give their life. Others say the way to know someone is to know the cause to which they devote …
Clean Your Kitchen Before it is Too Late
This post is brought to you by hypocrisy. I have seen the crawling chaos of a kitchen kept in a permanent hurricane of filth. I have seen dishes smeared with a residue of coalesced grime with a slithering, unreal consistency. I have seen what grows in a sealed crock pot six months after the …
Advice That Doesn’t Work
One of my hobbies seems to be receiving totally unasked for advice from people who have no credibility to back up their terrible suggestions. These people will try to help me with everything from love to finding happiness, which is funny because I’m pretty happy with how things have been going. So, people who try …
Surviving in a Room With a Cat
You’re in a small room with bare walls and a concrete floor. You don’t know how you got there, but that doesn’t matter because in front of you, contorted and licking itself, is a cat. What do you do? You don’t know. You’re completely in over your head, but how could you have prepared for …
Gifts for my Friends and Family
I’m not good at gifts. Empathizing with a person to the point that I can think of something they want is just not in my talent repetiore. I really wish my friends and family all still believed in santa because I would love a big greedy list of all the things they’d sell each other …
Non-Euclidean Sofa 