Several Indisputable Claims and Why I Fear Chainsaws

Simulated Reality Theory argues that the universe is actually a simulation created by a computer with powers far beyond our comprehension. That means everything–including the interdimensional loose change that lives in every couch simultaneously–is actually a few imperceptible lines of code for us to blithely accept and complain about. A foundational argument for the possible …

3 of My Potential Roles in a Zombie Apocalypse

Television and movies have created the ideal fantasy for people who wildly overestimate how tough they are: a world riddled with shambling, decaying people bumbling around biting anything that doesn’t move faster than a light stroll. In this apocalyptic setting live relentlessly competent paragons of badassery shooting and sword-ing their way through legions of the …