My Journey to the Center of the Flat Earth Society

Recently I’ve been doing some research. That’s not abnormal for someone in my particular state of academic indentured servitude, but the topic I’ve been looking into might be a little out of the ordinary. A while ago I learned that some people believe the Earth is flat. Not long after, I learned those people have …

Several Indisputable Claims and Why I Fear Chainsaws

Simulated Reality Theory argues that the universe is actually a simulation created by a computer with powers far beyond our comprehension. That means everything–including the interdimensional loose change that lives in every couch simultaneously–is actually a few imperceptible lines of code for us to blithely accept and complain about. A foundational argument for the possible …