Good Gay Things

My life didn’t turn out exactly how I planned it. This is noticeable first by the sad absence of a dragon in my daily routine. I also expected to either be a dead  man or a wildly successful archaeologist that only studies the past to find old swords and fight monsters with them. I didn’t …

My Phone Broke so Obviously I Don’t Need to Run Away to the Woods Anymore

Every time I miss the bus or have to ride my bike against the wind, a raccoon gets a little closer to having a new neighbor. Though I think about it often, I’ve never actually abandoned my worldly possessions and run away to the woods, but I’m getting closer… Or, more accurately, I’m getting closer …