Is being hungover a valid reason to leave the country? Right now, I can hear three things that make me wonder what it would be like to live somewhere quiet and distant and probably with a windmill. I can hear a train going through town; the horn is going off and it weirdly sounds like …
Nice to be Home
I’m kind of new to this whole “enjoying my life” thing I’ve got going on lately. Sure, a few years ago I liked being alive. I thought I had a pretty good setup back when I had to drink just to like being home and sleep never felt like enough and school felt like a …
The Great Sitting of 2018: Not Quite as Bad as Being Stabbed
I have this weird feeling someone is going to stab me. Not like the fun sort of playful stabbing my brother did to my hand outside a Jack in the Box either. I’m thinking it’s going to be a real plunging dagger frightful scream sort of stabbing. It’ll be the kind of stabbing that will …
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After a Long Drive
We left at 8:30 in the morning and arrived at 11:30 at night. I miss the woods and the berries already, but mostly I miss my butt which passed from this world around hour 10. I don't have a relevant picture that I'm ok with the internet seeing, so take this wise bottle cap instead. …
I saw a Waterfall and didn’t Respond to an Email
It’s hard to take emails from work seriously when you’re standing next to a waterfall. Sure, my boss needs help downloading a video I emailed her, and I’ll definitely get around to telling her that it works just like downloading a picture, but for a little while, it’s nice to be distracted by the relentless …
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Non-Euclidean Sofa 