Good Gay Things

My life didn’t turn out exactly how I planned it. This is noticeable first by the sad absence of a dragon in my daily routine. I also expected to either be a dead  man or a wildly successful archaeologist that only studies the past to find old swords and fight monsters with them. I didn’t …

A Letter to my younger self clearing some stuff up

Hey there you mopey dipshit, I’m writing to you from 10 years in the future, long after you’ve stopped listening to My Chemical Romance because you can’t articulate your feelings and right after you’ve started listening to them again because now you can. There’s a lot we should talk about, starting with some feelings you’ve …

Affection Anxiety

I love every cat I’ve ever met, and I make sure to tell them. I met a cat when I was walking home, and I spent so much time petting her and telling her that my love was eternal and unconditional that I missed my bus. This is not an isolated event. I scroll through …